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It Bumps.com Jack's BodyGuard

			Male 49 years old SCOTTSDALE, Arizona United States Last Login: 1/5/2009
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My new Company!
It Bumps!
WWW.It Bumps!.com
Arizona's Portable P.A. rental.
Corporate gigs, Show gigs & Grand Openings.
Specializing in last minute PA needs.
Click My Logo above or HERE to see my website!
All Electrovoice Eliminator Series Speakers: 2x dual 18" subs, 4x dual 15" cabinets, 4 Peavey stage monitors, single pair 15" & 18" subs, 16 channel Mackie mixer(for smaller events & venues). Eurodesk 32 channel mixer with vocal effects. All mics and stands cables & amps provided.

Music

The Asphalt Live @ Marquee Theatre

Movies

MySpaceTV Videos: ROCKLAHOMA SIDE STAGES COLAPSE AFTER BIG STORM by Banshee
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Name:	Ol' Skool
Birthday:	Hatched
Birthplace:	Egg
Current Location:	Nest
Eye Color:	Blue & Brown
Hair Color:	Long
Height:	7' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	I still got both
Your Heritage:	Harley's
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Boots...the one thats about to be up yer butt
Your Weakness:	Fuck no!
Your Fears:	Naw
Your Perfect Pizza:	everything! and I mean everything!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	I don't play feetball. I aint no jockamo!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	get the fuck outta here!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Can't really think at all for an hour or two
Your Best Physical Feature:	Prime side o beef
Your Bedtime:	when ma girl is ready for me
Your Most Missed Memory:	My brain
Pepsi or Coke:	nope
MacDonalds or Burger King:	nope
Single or Group Dates:	both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	nope
Chocolate or Vanilla:	nope
Cappuccino or Coffee:	crude oil coffee
Do you Smoke:	hell yes, specialy after sex
Do you Swear:	what da fuck do you think?
Do you Sing:	hell yes, specialy after sex
Do you Shower Daily:	Why waste the water?
Have you Been in Love:	many many many times right now
Do you want to go to College:	why waste my brain and money?
Do you want to get Married:	can marry a bike just yet
Do you belive in yourself:	am I makin ya nervous?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	makin ya nervous?
Do you think you are Attractive:	Yep
Are you a Health Freak:	nope
Do you get along with your Parents:	nope
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yell yes!
Do you play an Instrument:	I play the trouser trout very well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	nunya
In the past month have you Smoked:	hell yes, specialy after sex
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nunya
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	hell yes, specialy after sex
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	got kicked out too
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	4 boxxes including the little cookie things
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	If it smells like raw fish, I won't eat, lick or stick it!
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yup
In the past month have you been Dumped:	I go there often
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	saves water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nunya
Ever been Drunk:	Are reall that stupid?
Ever been called a Tease:	Thats how you know I'm horny
Ever been Beaten up:	both ways
Ever Shoplifted:	nunya
How do you want to Die:	Hard fast in yer face ball of fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Oh just FUCK YOU
What country would you most like to Visit:	I'm dar right now
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	razzberry
Favourite Hair Color:	human
Short or Long Hair:	short below, long above
Height:	more than 2 foot less than 7 foot
Weight:	I lift em
Best Clothing Style:	leather & Levi's
Number of Drugs I have taken:	every damn one
Number of CDs I own:	nope
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:	1 very big one
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Ya gotta remember it to regret it
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It Bumps.com Jack's BodyGuard's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	USA
Body type:	6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / No
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	I ride
Income:	$75,000 to $100,000

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Lady Hathor	Dec 30 2008 9:06 PM HaPpY NeW YeAR HoNeY!! LUV YA!! :)
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GIANTKILLER(CD AVAILABLE NOW!)	Sep 20 2008 6:31 AM Thanks for being a friend of giantkiller! We are pleased to announce the release of our debut cd! We are releasing it on OCT 4th at the Clubhouse in Tempe. Please buy tickets for this event off our page. If you want you can buy the cd and tickets in a package, its the only way to get the cd before OCT 4th. See you there!
Sturgis.FM	Sep 16 2008 2:55 AM Great news!!! The test-version of our radio station is broadcasting right now. Please help develop it by bookmarking the following page, listening 24/7 and rating every song. Your help is greatly appreciated. We'll try to pay you back with some bad-ass radio - Take Care, GC Click now to listen to Biker. FM Click now to listen to Biker. FM
HOGJAW	Sep 5 2008 7:28 PM Wanted to say thanks for being our sound guy and jigglin the cables at the flagstaff show last weekend. HA hA,,... we pulled it off though, it was fun. Glad yall were there to share the experience... jb @ the HJ guys...
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Kashane Productions	Aug 8 2008 7:52 PM Thank you for befriending Kashane Productions, upon doing so you've helped to support Rick Clausen, MiniVan Mafia, Kashlee Clausen Music, and Rick O'Shay. If you have any upcoming shows feel free to post them as comments on my page, I'd love to help spread the word. Kashane
Jew Crew	Jul 22 2008 5:10 AM Hey Brother, just stopping in to say hi and wanted to see how life is going?
KASEY!! (BABY KITTY)	Jul 19 2008 11:54 PM thought you might like this!!! xoxo
Amyracle	Jun 27 2008 10:40 PM Hello sir! Just wanted to drop a note and say hi! I saw you at the last Vayden show, but I didn't get a chance to say hello :( Anyway I hope all is well love.
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